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Tales to Harm Your Mind
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David A. Woodbury
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In a growing collection of whimsically morbid short stories, a train leaves the station and is never seen again, a boy falls in love with a face from 60 years before, an old woman trudges into her past, a child crawls into a place that is not suspected to exist and the entrance has disappeared behind him, and more.
Babie Nayms
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David A. Woodbury
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Thousands of suggested first names for whitish babies who don’t have strong ethnic or pseudo-ethnic roots - an entirely new, and irreverent, look at the phenomenon of naming babies with sections on contrived names, palindromes, surnames as given names, and, for the first time, no attempt to separate girls’ names from boys’ names.
Babie Nayms
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David A. Woodbury
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Thousands of suggested first names for whitish babies who don’t have strong ethnic or pseudo-ethnic roots - an entirely new, and irreverent, look at the phenomenon of naming babies with sections on contrived names, palindromes, surnames as given names, and, for the first time, no attempt to separate girls’ names from boys’ names.
The Clover Street News
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David A. Woodbury
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A 13-year-old girl earns a night in jail, the unexpected consequence of good intentions. She couldn't have done it though, without help from a little brother, a computer, and a grouchy neighbor. And she wouldn't have a lot to look forward to afterward without the support of an elderly neighbor with famous connections.
Fire, Wind & Yesterday
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David A. Woodbury
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A 9th-century Russian peasant, fancying himself a physician, crosses the steppe together with a fugitive woman and two Greek holy men in pursuit of an elusive rendezvous. While the physician awakens to the Greeks' advanced culture, the holy men discover the rudiments of what is now the Cyrillic alphabet.
Three Naked Ladies Playing Cellos
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David A. Woodbury
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Anthology of short pieces by 16 separate authors, this title is the first book published anywhere in ebook and hard copy at the same time (2000).

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